Wednesday, January 26, 2011

A Post Created Because My Friends Call Me A Meany....

So, at approximately 2 o'clock pm Eastern Standard Time on January 24th, 2011, Miss Sylvia Bargellini and myself both went onto Netflix to watch "Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer". A 1985 cartoon movie was an 85 minute infestation of rainbows, fuzzy trolls, and ridiculousness. In fact, Wikipedia sums it up pretty well, saying, " In the film, Rainbow Brite tries to bring spring to an Earth that is already facing a perpetual winter. She must stop a wicked princess who wants all of Spectra, a planet-sized diamond through which all the light in the universe has to go through."....Yeah....So there were many odd characters. You had Rainbow Brite, the magical little 6 year old with a humongous hair-do that made Spring magically appear and her multi-colored friend, the gay talking horse, Starlite. Some othe characters was the spoiled brat of a princess with a PET emerald! She'd walk it, give it commands, pet it, and give it unconditional love. In the end, she sacrificed it into order to fuel her getaway ship. What the heck?! We were laughing the entire time. Then, Star Brite's practically fiance who pretends to be a girl hater, owns the BEST character in this movie. On-X the talking robot who blocks bullets, saves lives, and yells, "danger, danger" 5 seconds before the attac, was the most amazing character in this film. I want a pet robot horse. There was a random evil villian with no talent whatsoever and the usual dumb sidekick for "comic relief". I don't even remember their names. Rainbows were puked everywhere and of course, spring magically appeared with 5 seconds of victory. The most ridiculous thing about this is the fact that these two 6 year old "heros" who keep losing their powers and then somehow get them back, could have avoided SO many obstacles by simply owning a bit of common sense.....Anyways, Sylvia and I had some laughs and our Skype conversation has been saved for definite future reference. Sylvia is an amazing friends. Not only does she watch dumb, children movies with me, she's caring and an amazing friend. What would I do without her? LOVE.

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